.. or so you assumed lah.
Sometimes you can just hate the cinemas. Not quite the cinema but hey, home theatre works fine too once in a while.
1) Well, for one, you wouldn't have people using(or in this case, misusing) their 3G phones to show their wives what was happening in the movie. And narrating the story every 5 minutes. Quite smart, i'll admit. Lol. But still, not your house okay. So kiamsiap meh cannot buy her a ticket for the movie. I think you video-call her can buy two tickets already lor.
2) And, you don't need to rush when you're watching at home. In my family's case, you can have pauses, toilet breaks, eating fruit sessions and whatnots. In the cinemas, well, nobody waits for you. Long story cut short, i ran down the steps(because we were late, mind you. You think i simply run down steps in the dark ah) and fell. I FELL. with a loud
THUMMMMP! Oh by the way it was Twilight!. So when Kristen Stewart fell, everyone turned and looked at me. And of course, when people fall down the first thing you do is laugh. And i know most of you would be lying if you said no, because when someone falls down, you laugh. Then only you ask " are you okay?" Ironyyyyyy.
3) Well this one actually happened to 'my friend'
(name protected for privacy purposes XD) a long time ago. HAHA. But i could remember it. I even remembered the movie. Bedtime Stories! In the cinema while having his sushi, he dropped wasabi on his pants and later on some crazy person threw water at him for nothing. hahahahahhahahaha.
And before i go, im verifying that i didn't make those up okay. Even if im pretty imaginative sometimes. XD