The Movie's Not Quite The Book.

If i don't rant, i wouldn't be a Lilian anymore. And, if i don't rant, I'd be TERRIBLY unsatisfied. Anyway, i cannot tahan so I MUST RANT!

WARNING:SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!
Please ah, i already give you warning and more space so that you wouldn't even catch a glimpse of it but if you're really stupid, please don't berbising here. Blame your stupidity.
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Today I went for Twilight with the usual people; Sis, Lynn, Yokey, Jess, Jade & Joanna. And lemme tell you this, whoever thought the movie kicks better ass than the book was losing his/her mind. Because it was dead obvious the movie will suck, lol. They fast-forwarded scenes and mainly summarized the whole story to a size about 1/2 of the book because which 500+ pages book can fit into a 1 1/2 hour movie!? Imagine the other books. -.- They don't tell much about the character(they didn't say Jasper's power also! bahh) so sis and i ended up telling the story to my parents eventhough they watched it too. Gah!

Before we were seated and all that, we rushed because we were kinda late,
Me: Eh shit whats our seat number!? *walking down the steps realllly quickly*
*thud*
OUCH!
So you can imagine what happened lah right? And, the dejavu part was when Bella fell the same way i did. HAHA!

Despite the suckiness of the movie, we were the loudest in the cinema and ranted the most since we knew what happened next. Laughed the loudest. And the most too. I thought we laughed more than we ought to. And when,

*Edwards face appears*
OHMYGOD!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Hahahahahahah! Now THAT.. was our reaction when we shouted out loud.

*Edward starts talking*
Lilian: EWW. Nope, not velvety voice. asthma, maybe?

And there were some hilarious moments like the pepper spray and the so-called "sparkling in the sun" HAHAHAHAHAH! That was damn hilarious. When he stepped out i didn't even know what changed and asked "What what!? What happened?" Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha! Awesome moments, i tell you.And oh, Bella's lullaby was lovely. :) And the baseball part was the best scene in the movie. Even the Supermassive Black Hole song(coughMatthewcough Lol) song fitted right in with all the awesome-ness. Effects there was totally brilliant. MUSE AND BASEBALL WAS THE BOMB!

Okay, moving on with characters. Haha! Im sure you people were waiting for this right?
"Rob Pat has problems with his mouth and hair(which at times looks less ugly)"
"Carlisle, Mike and James was totally hot lah!! Yes MIKE NEWTON!"
"Eric wasnt what i imagined. He wasn't nerdy and looked almost hot"
"Charlie, i hope your moustache drops" -quote Jade.

"And why the freaking hell must they cast Robert Pattinson in, WHY!? POTONG, can?"
Boo,I rate 6/10. Im sorry Cedric Diggory.