Always The Number One.

Yesterday, i received a funny text..

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Jaclyn: Any of you saw my calculator?

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I bet she sent that to me first! grrr..

WHY AM I ALWAYS THE most-likely-to-be-CULPRIT?!

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The first time was an accident!

Jaclyn: eh people, i think i lost my calculator lah.

Lilian: erhem.. erh hehe, i accidentally took it home.

*stare*

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And so then, everyone usually asks me first if their stuffs are missing.

i.e. Pathma, when she loses her pencil/rubber/ruler(forever things missing.)

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There was one day when i asked Lynnette,

**Note, current position with me lying on my back on the bed.

Hey Nette! someone sent me a text

"If I were to be your pet, which pet would i be? Choose and reply, I'll sent you the meaning later",

and before i even started the selection of answers-dog, cat, dove, snake, fish, puppy, butterfly, bear-she immediately said "PIG"

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How did all this people come from? Kent, Ohio?